The inner workings of my mind all on one shitty blog.

agabella:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MY GOD

(via thunderinqsilence)

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sodamnrelatable:

when one of your friends is sad just go to their house and do this

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(via pizza)

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

(via hate)

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brook:

samurott:

why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time

who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy

(via relahvant)

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holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

(via ruinedchildhood)

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v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

(via humorking)

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laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

laverne cox poses with a fan, oitnb mexico premiere july 17, 2014

(Source: finch, via pintodeans)

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dollygale:

there are tears in my eyes 

(via leslieroomel)

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gierlichmypussy:

when people give me compliments I feel like a vending machine trying to accept a wrinkly dollar and it’s just really frustrating for everyone involved

(via defymypast)

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

(via harryashe)

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swolizard:

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

(via patrickcolemanus)

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teenscoolest:

why cant i cry money instead of tears

(via bbblob)

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